So I'm writing this after having returned from Roanoke where April was a bridesmaid in her friend Amanda's wedding - excuse me, her "Christian Marriage." Now, many of you out there in blog land might be looking at my title and thinking, "But George, if it was a Catholic wedding then there must have been lots of liquor. Catholics like to drink." This is a common mistake, and it's understandable that you've made this error. Irish Catholics like to drink - not so much because they're Catholic as Irish, but they like the sauce none the less. This was not an Irish Catholic wedding.
Fortunately I am never without a plan - and in this case, willing participants in two days worth of hotel parties that saw the demise of quite a bit of rum, whiskey, beer, cheap champagne, and tequila. So, while the wedding reception offered up cheap champagne and poor choices in beer, the real party was in my hotel room. Just because there's not a party when I get there doesn't mean there doesn't have to be one at all.
All in all the wedding wasn't bad - a bit preachy for my taste, but what can you do. Congrats to Amanda and Ross and their impending pregnancy (Catholics don't like condoms ya know).
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