Saturday, March 26, 2005

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

So, this is how my day started. Honest. At around 8 AM, that's 2 hours before I had planned on getting up, I felt a tugging at my covers. Thinking it was my mother, I simply rolled over and went back to sleep. Thirty minutes later the sound of snoring brought me back to consciousness. Rolling back over, I realized that there was a person in my bed. A person that wasn't supposed to be there. It turns out that my brother and his "girlfriend" had spent the evening drinking. At some point during the evening she had gone to the bathroom and as there is a door between my bedroom and the bathroom and she was drunk, it seems she chose the wrong door and came into my room, and then decided it was a good idea to crawl into bed with me.
Finally awake, I went to the other side of the basement and found my brother to be awake. I gently asked him if he knew where his girlfriend was, then told him that he'd find her in my bed. Long story short, he woke her up and managed to get her back into his room, but by then I was good and awake. So, how did your day start?

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